I can see Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld all arm in arm with Condi Rice as they  trip down RPG alley on the way from the airport to downtown Baghdad.

Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton will make the same trip no doubt under insurgent sniper-fire.

All will take shelter in an American Embassy that does remind one of the city of Oz.

What the hell are these people thinking?

By the way, Donald Von Rumsfeld is still very much alive, but hiding deep in the bowels of the pentagon.